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The global quest to finally prove Shaq's existence
In a shocking turn of events, historians from Duke University have made a bombshell discovery about our nation's very own Declaration of Independence. For decades, the Declaration of Independence has featured a large, empty space on the bottom left corner. It had been theorized that there was an additional signer to the document whose signature failed to stand the tests of time. After a thorough infrared scanning of the famed document, scientists were able to trace previous markings on the declaration, and using state-of-the-art rendering technology, they were able to determine that it spelled "SHAQ."
Although there were no historical reports of a giant basketball deity being present during the signings, it is safe to assume that his presence was legitimate, Our team looked into history much further, and made a shocking discovery hidden in plain sight in the background of the famed John Trumbull painting of that historical day. How could we be so foolish?
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