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Dr. Cromwell Wallace
Department of Shaquillean History, Princeton University
My infatuation with Shaquille O'Neal began in the Spring of 1994, when everything in my life began to seemingly crumble before my eyes. My wife had left me for a young Puerto Rican man and the history department at Yale had relieved me of my duties as a professor because of my...outbursts. It was within this abyss of depression when I saw a commercial for Radioshack that featured none other than Shaq. This character, whom I had never seen before, turned into an obsession of mine. No one quite knew the origins of this figure, but it was my duty to figure it out. I discovered the true history of Shaq and began to lead the charge towards finding the truth. Years later, I was appointed the head of Shaquillean History at Princeton University and my works have been incredibly influential within the topic of Shaq. I have made great strides in my lifetime and shall continue to go even further. Plus, my ex-wife's lover ended up getting killed in a one-legged knife joust. Karma is a real bitch, you blithering whore.
Department of Shaquillean History, Princeton University
My infatuation with Shaquille O'Neal began in the Spring of 1994, when everything in my life began to seemingly crumble before my eyes. My wife had left me for a young Puerto Rican man and the history department at Yale had relieved me of my duties as a professor because of my...outbursts. It was within this abyss of depression when I saw a commercial for Radioshack that featured none other than Shaq. This character, whom I had never seen before, turned into an obsession of mine. No one quite knew the origins of this figure, but it was my duty to figure it out. I discovered the true history of Shaq and began to lead the charge towards finding the truth. Years later, I was appointed the head of Shaquillean History at Princeton University and my works have been incredibly influential within the topic of Shaq. I have made great strides in my lifetime and shall continue to go even further. Plus, my ex-wife's lover ended up getting killed in a one-legged knife joust. Karma is a real bitch, you blithering whore.
Dr. Jeannette Howard
Department of Archaeology, and Anthropology, Vassar College
For as long as I remember, I have been obsessed with fossils. My entire childhood involved me digging holes all over my backyard, much to my parents' chagrin, in search of artifacts and fossils. Decades later, time proved to be futile against my passion, and I pursued it as a career. I became a professor at Vassar College at the age of 32 and shared my passion with many students. In the early 2000's, colleagues of mine made shocking discoveries of giant footprints worldwide. They came to me, seeking an opinion about what kind of beast may have been responsible. I knew right off the bat that it was not beast; it was Shaq. I have now dedicated my studies towards uncovering Shaquillean artifacts and one day finally proving to the public that Shaq is out There™.
Department of Archaeology, and Anthropology, Vassar College
For as long as I remember, I have been obsessed with fossils. My entire childhood involved me digging holes all over my backyard, much to my parents' chagrin, in search of artifacts and fossils. Decades later, time proved to be futile against my passion, and I pursued it as a career. I became a professor at Vassar College at the age of 32 and shared my passion with many students. In the early 2000's, colleagues of mine made shocking discoveries of giant footprints worldwide. They came to me, seeking an opinion about what kind of beast may have been responsible. I knew right off the bat that it was not beast; it was Shaq. I have now dedicated my studies towards uncovering Shaquillean artifacts and one day finally proving to the public that Shaq is out There™.
Professor
DeVry University
DeVry University bachelor’s degree programs offer you a range of choices to help you prepare for the future you aspire to in business, tech and health. The benefits of earning a bachelor’s degree at DeVry University begin with our tech-forward curriculum, dedicated faculty and a focus on hands-on, experiential learning. Whether you choose to earn your degree online, take bachelor’s degree courses on campus, study part-time to suit your schedule, or attend classes full-time year-round, you can discover what’s possible at DeVry.
DeVry University
DeVry University bachelor’s degree programs offer you a range of choices to help you prepare for the future you aspire to in business, tech and health. The benefits of earning a bachelor’s degree at DeVry University begin with our tech-forward curriculum, dedicated faculty and a focus on hands-on, experiential learning. Whether you choose to earn your degree online, take bachelor’s degree courses on campus, study part-time to suit your schedule, or attend classes full-time year-round, you can discover what’s possible at DeVry.